Economists and philosophers
Once two philosophers Kant and Descartes and three economists decided to go to Alaska by train. Economists decided to show their tactics and bet philosophers that all the three of them can go on one ticket.
Kant gave moral argument for not doing so but Descartes challenged economists.
When the ticket checker came closer they rushed to the wash room. The ticket checker knocked and asked the ticket. One hand came out and showed the ticket. The ticket checker checked and left.
Philosophers thought even they can do the same.
Economists said then they can travel without tickets. When the ticket checker came philosopher were fined. Why ? The single ticket they bought was taken by the economists by knocking at the door of the wash room.
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