Cannibalsâ€™ pep talk
Two cannibals, a father and a son were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path.
Before long, along came this little old man. The son said "Ooh Dad, there's one." "No," said the father, "There's not enough meat on that one to feed the dogs. We'll just wait."
A little while later, along came this really overweight man. The son said, "Hey Dad, he's plenty big enough." "No," said the father, "We'll all die of a heart attack from the fat on that one. We'll just wait."
About an hour later, this absolutely gorgeous woman walks by. The son said, "Now there's nothing wrong with that one Dad. Let's eat her."
"No," said the father, "We will not eat her either." "Why not?" asked the son. "Because we are going to take her back alive and eat your mother."